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From a Pastor’s heart to yours…..
From a Pastor’s heart to yours…..
A teacher at a Catholic elementary school gave her students a test on
their Biblical knowledge. They were asked questions about particular events
from both the Old and New Testament. The following statements are their
responses and they have not been retouched or corrected (i.e. incorrect
spelling has been left in)
1. “In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating
the world, so he took the Sabbath off.”
2. “Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was
called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals came to in
pears."
3. “Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.”
4. “The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses
went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.”
5. “The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.”
6. “Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.”
7 One of the opposums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.”
8. “The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to
stand still and he obeyed him.”
9. “Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the
Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.”
Don’t you like this Biblical information with a kid’s twist? Well let me
add one verse from the Bible that we need to give some thought to for May
and I’m double checking it to make sure the spelling is correct!
“God is building a home. He is using us all in what He is building. He
used the apostles and prophets for the foundation. Now He is using you,
fitting you in brick by brick, stone by stone, with Christ Jesus as the corner-
stone that holds all the parts together.” The Message, Ephesians 2:20-22
God builds us, His family, in truth and character while sending us out in
service to upgrade the lives of others who so desperately need Him. See
you this Sunday and remember that God loves you and I do too!...............Bill
